Andrew Pfafflin
Been mixing cocktails and tossing drunks for more than half my life. I've been in situations most people think only happen in movies, well ok bad movies. I'm a devout American with firm beliefs on Chivalry, Family, Freedom and our Constitution.
Some time ago, some like-fucking-minded individuals and I were enjoying the type of humor that only a man can truly appreciate.  From this came a noble vision.  It was not unlike that of Moses and his burning bush.  We must share...
