Christian Heimall
I'm a sports junkie. Whether it's the NFL, March Madness, MMA or those little known events we see once every four years (hello, Olympic Curling!), I'm watching it. Throw in some good beer or whiskey and something deep fried with cheese and with any variation of sauce and I'm in!
Sports is a unifying entity. We have the ability to put down our differences and enjoy a game or match with anyone. Bitter rivals at work bond over their favorite team, family ties strengthen while reminiscing over all-time greats....
The 2018 NFL Draft is just days away. So many people will be telling you who will be picked where, and which teams have no chance. Others will be trying to make a best-case-scenario situation for their squad. Meanwhile,...
Happy New Year, baseball fans! After a long, cold winter, for agents, players, and fans alike, the 2018 MLB Season will officially begin on Thursday. There are so many question marks as Spring Training ends. Will Shohei Ohtani live...
Once again it's time. Time for all of us to fill out a bracket, drop some knowledge on college basketball and get beat by our 8-year-old niece in the family pool. The NCAA Tournament is always a fun time...
Booze! It's what makes the world go round. I've been tending bar on and off for almost ten years now. If I've learned one thing it's that no matter what's going on, people will always drink. I've also learned...
*Mike Goldberg Voice*: Here. We. Go! The Super Bowl is just a couple days away. Like I predicted all the way back in September, the New England Patriots are back in the big game while the upstart Philadelphia Eagles...
Hello to all you budding chefs! My New Year's Resolution is to not leave you hanging and continue to bring you easy tips for easy recipes in the kitchen. One of the best things about winter is how much baking...
And then there were four. As the 2018 NFL Championship Round approaches, you have one of the most compelling weekends I can remember. Three quarterbacks with a combined five playoff starts, two of whom were backups at the start...
So, earlier this week, my brother Brandon wrote a piece giving you a brief background on wine. We're going to work together here (shocker!), and I'll provide you a couple of great ways of cooking with wine.
There are some...
Four games down. Four teams out. Only eight squads remain as we enter the Divisional Round of the NFL Playoffs. Last week I went 2-2 overall and 2-2 with the spread. The Atlanta Falcons and Tennessee Titans were easily...
Was that College Football Playoffs National Championship game awesome or what? Were these playoffs amazing? In its fourth year, the college football playoff has been much better than the old BCS method. Guess what? I just perfected it. Expansion.
Sure...
The March to Minneapolis begins this weekend as the NFL Football Wild Card Weekend kicks into gear. I would recap my full 2017 Season Predictions, but I don't want to bore with excuses as to why I would've been...
Every single one of us looks for those "life-changing" moments. Those instances where you immediately recognize that everything is about to go in a different direction. We all hope that it's for the positive. But, the harsh reality is...
As the calendar flips to December, the temperature of your overreaction remains very hot. While some of your teams are very fortunate to have nothing but playoffs in sight, others are just looking for someone to get fired.
Whether you're...
Did you wake up from the food coma yet? Were you drunker cause of family or football on Turkey day? Either way, there was football played this weekend and more than one bad overreaction. This week, we cover a...
It's Thanksgiving, and I know just how much you all appreciate what I've done for you this NFL season. No need for overreaction on how valuable I am to you, just continue to read these articles and relax. After...
Ok, so I missed last week, but every other team gets a bye week, why shouldn't the overreactions? Anyway, another Sunday has gone and another load of crazies to deal with. The cream is beginning to rise, and some...
Look at you. You did it. You've made it halfway through the NFL season. I'm so proud of you. However, you still have some work. There is still an overreaction or two we need to get out of your...
It took almost an entire two months, but I finally vegged out on Sunday and watched A LOT of football. That means I saw more than just one overreaction. From how "competitive" a couple of games were, to how...
It's a little bittersweet when the World Series approaches. On one hand, the culmination of an entire season of hard work can finish with sheer joy. On the other, baseball season is ending and that makes me sad. In...
Week 6 is in the books with another overreaction to debunk. We saw the last unbeaten go down in disappointing fashion, a rookie QB get his first win, and my MVP goes down. Still, that is no excuse for...
I won't lie to you guys. Each week this gets a little tougher. As the NFL season goes on, finding an overreaction that truly qualifies becomes harder. Somehow, you crazy football fans get it done. But I assure you,...
Oh man, this weekend was nuts! A ton of unexpected results that have America in a tizzy. I can feel the overreactions like a bad itch. There are only 12 weeks left in the regular season (for most). There...
Oh man, do I love being right. Especially at 9:30 am EST when the Baltimore Ravens become the team I said they would be last week. Now, I know many of you are getting tired of "Cranky Christian" and...
