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I'm a sports junkie. Whether it's the NFL, March Madness, MMA or those little known events we see once every four years (hello, Olympic Curling!), I'm watching it. Throw in some good beer or whiskey and something deep fried with cheese and with any variation of sauce and I'm in!
The major cities in America have a lot in common. One of the biggest is that they are great tourist spots. If you're one of those people who like visiting a new place, there are a couple of things...
Man, how good am I? Last week I told you that the Patriots were just fine, the Jags aren't that good, and the Giants do suck. So, now, I have returned to once again pull you football fans from...
There is an epidemic in our great country that occurs every fall for about four months. It's called "Overreactus Americanus" or, more commonly, Monday Morning Quarterbacking. While the symptoms do get better as the NFL season goes on, the...
It's back!!! Tonight, the 2017 NFL season officially kicks off with the reigning champions New England Patriots remind us why they are so great against the Kansas City Chiefs. No doubt this season will have its off-field distractions (Ezekiel...
Well, it's finally here. What started out as an absolute circus-like atmosphere has since become the "calm before the storm". This Saturday night, the storm hits land in Las Vegas as Floyd Mayweather and Conor McGregor rob everyone of...
I want to start this off with an apology. In my very first article on this site, I called former San Francisco 49ers quarterback, Colin Kaepernick, a fraudulent human being. I said that stating he would stand for the...
One of the most glorious things about the sport of golf is its individuality. A player can win or lose all by himself and has no one else to blame. Jordan Spieth knows this all too well. Following a...
While every man should know how to fend for themselves, cooking as a couple is an even greater skill. If you've been paying attention at all, I've shown you some easy ways to make life easier for yourself. However,...
I love baseball as much as every great American, maybe even more so. But the All-Star break has so many issues. The timing, a fraudulent voting system, a meaningless game, and an outdated showcase that the best players don't...
So now that we've had a chance to sleep on what transpired in Brooklyn, N.Y. last night, it's time to recap the 2017 NBA Draft. We learned that "Draft Day" is probably more exciting than any other day in...
Now that the insanely long break between the conference and NBA Finals is over (so much for parity), it's time for "The Trilogy" to commence. For the third straight year, the Cleveland Cavaliers and the Golden State Warriors (Dubs)...
While most of America has been too enthralled with the (relatively boring) NBA Playoffs, the best postseason system has reached its pinnacle. On Monday, May 29th, the Stanley Cup Final begins with the upstart Nashville Predators taking on the...
Memorial Day means a lot of things to a lot of people. The most important of which is remembering the lives of those given to ensure this weekend exists. Therefore, you better be damned sure any service member who...
Memorial Day means a lot of things to a lot of people. The most important of which is remembering the lives of those given to ensure this weekend exists. Therefore, you better be damned sure any service member who...
 Memorial Day means a lot of things to a lot of people. The most important of which is remembering the lives of those given to ensure this weekend exists. Therefore, you better be damned sure any service member who...
Memorial Day means a lot of things to a lot of people. This weekend exists most importantly for remembering the lives of those given for our nation. Therefore, you better be damned sure any service member who attends your...
Hello, boys and girls and welcome back to "The Learning Man's Chef"! This week we are going to convince the men of the world that baking is something not just meant for desserts. In fact, the art of baking...
For most people, the NHL Playoffs are the only time they tune into the hockey season. With my favorite team (New Jersey Devils) being terrible this year, I'm one of them. But, as someone who claims Clarksville, Tennessee as home,...
Since man invented fire, the art of cooking has been a tool of the showoff. There's the guy who figured out before cooties didn't exist that expertise in the kitchen is a total turn-on. Or the girl whose mom...
For many NFL fans, the draft is like Christmas. Everyone is getting something new. Sometimes they love it and hold on to it for others. Some immediately ask for the gift receipt and try to return or trade it...
So, in case you haven't noticed, America is awesome. Also, football is awesome. Even more awesome? Rob Gronkowski. That's right, I said it. The New England Patriots tight end is the most awesome dude on the most awesome team...
After 73 career starts in a major tournament, Sergio Garcia finally erased the "Best to Never Win a Major" moniker. He did it after blowing a three-stroke lead, rallying from two back, and following a blown putt on the...
The National Hockey League (NHL) announced Monday that it wouldn't send its players to PyeongChang, South Korea for the 2018 Winter Olympics. As much as it pains me to say, it's the right decision. I love hockey. Not in...
Disclaimer: This will probably hurt the feelings of every Tony Romo and Dallas Cowboys fan out there. You have been warned. The announcement Tuesday morning of Tony Romo leaving the NFL for broadcasting brought about several different reactions. For many, there were tears from knowing...

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