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DeadTool Towel


“Looks like an old rusty saw blade had sex with an even older, rustier saw blade. Like, hate fucking? And it was the only catharsis they can come to without violence.”

If we could only regenerate and heal like Deadtool, we wouldn’t pay $10,000 for a flesh detecting table saw. We could all do without having to wear those bulky respirators, coupled with hearing protection and safety glasses; wouldn’t that be nice.

Take a risk for once, buy this beach towel. Or don’t, and continue to live the boring ass life you do now.
Give your bathroom a vibrant look and wrap yourself up with this super soft and cozy all-over sublimation towel.

• Available in one size: 30”x60”
• 52% cotton / 48% polyester
• Made in China
• Printed on one side only
• The non-printed side is made of terry fabric, making the towel more water-absorbent




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