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End Attack-Heliphobia Dark on Light Unisex short sleeve t-shirt

Do you sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter? Ever since you were a boy, did you dream of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners? Do people tell you that a person being a helicopter is Impossible?

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Do you sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter? Ever since you were a boy, did you dream of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners? Do people tell you that a person being a helicopter is Impossible?

We’re here to tell you that you’re beautiful. Install all the rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on your body that you want. From now on we will call you “Apache” and respect your right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If people can’t accept you, they’re attack-heliphobes and need to check their vehicle privilege.

We understand. We support you. This is a safe space

This super-soft, baby-knit t-shirt looks great on both men and women – it fits like a well-loved favorite. Made from 100% cotton, except for heather colors, which contain polyester.

• 100% ring-spun cotton (heather colors contain polyester)
• Baby-knit jersey
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Cover stitched and hemmed sleeves
• Side-seamed

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