Do you identify as an Attack Helicopter? Well, your kids don’t identify as anything.
Do people tell you that a person being a helicopter is Impossible? Well, point them to the helicopter parents.
Fuck that, and have an attack helicopter kid*.
*A face-off with John Rambo may be imminent for your child once you purchase this.
This comfortable bodysuit will be a great addition to any baby’s wardrobe, and lap shoulders will make for easier changing.
• 5.0 oz., 100% combed ring-spun cotton in a 1×1 baby rib
• White is sewn with 100% cotton thread
• Reinforced three-snap closure on binding
• Lap shoulders for easy changing